What Else Could I Buy instead of a homeless guys kidney?

If you were intending to buy a homeless guys kidney for GB£1500.00, you could instead buy:
  • one quarter of a high-end liquid-cooled computer with two top-class graphics cards, high-res large LCD display and a physics card
  • one second of the US war on Iraq
  • three hundred and seventy-five thousand sheets of A4 or letter-size printer paper
  • one third of a Realdoll sex toy
  • one half of a new 50" plasma television
  • seventy-two kilograms of silly putty
  • seven low-end camcorders
  • one seventh of an elephant
  • fifteen hours with a London prostitute
  • one hundred and seventy-seven kung-fu lessons
What are you thinking of buying?
I might buy for
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