What Else Could I Buy instead of a phone?

If you were intending to buy a phone for GB£200.00, you could instead buy:
  • a low-end camcorder
  • fifteen milliseconds of TV advertisement during the Superbowl
  • forty-three litres of Red Bull energy drink
  • one four-hundredth of a terraced house on an English council estate
  • four hundred and seventy-four packets of itching powder
  • nineteen hours of chart music on CD
  • one twentieth of a Realdoll sex toy
  • fifty-nine kilograms of honey
  • two thousand and ninety-four marshmallow peeps
  • one fifteenth of a real human skeleton
What are you thinking of buying?
I might buy for
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