What Else Could I Buy instead of Fake 7?

If you were intending to buy a Fake 7 for GB£4.19, you could instead buy:
  • three grams of marijuana
  • four pints of horrible beer at some sort of happy-hour thing
  • a hand buzzer
  • twenty-four minutes of chart music on CD
  • three hundred and six grams of fair trade organic ground coffee
  • one half of a haircut
  • eight minutes of massage
  • thirty-three minutes of movies on DVD
  • one two-thousandth of an elephant
  • one sixth of a cast-iron wok
What are you thinking of buying?
I might buy for
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