What Else Could I Buy instead of Trent Reznor?

If you were intending to buy a Trent Reznor for GB£99999.00, you could instead buy:
  • three hundred and three thousand and twenty-seven second-class postage stamps in the UK
  • three thousand, five hundred and fifty-nine years of electricity running an average fridge under normal conditions
  • four hundred and eighty-one kilolitres of unleaded gasoline (in America)
  • seventeen millilitres of scorpion venom
  • forty-five thousand, seven hundred and fifty-six hand buzzers
  • ninety-nine thousand, nine hundred and ninety-nine pints of horrible beer at some sort of happy-hour thing
  • two hundred and forty-nine long leather duster-style coats
  • nineteen years of rent for a 2-bedroom terraced house in central England
  • four hundred and ninety-nine low-end camcorders
  • one thousand, two hundred and forty-nine second-hand 28" CRT televisions
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