What Else Could I Buy instead of Witcher 2?

If you were intending to buy a Witcher 2 for US$2.99, you could instead buy:
  • one four-millionth of a fighter plane (F16)
  • one fortieth of a second-hand 28" CRT television
  • seven millilitres of human blood
  • a cup of coffee from a café
  • one ninetieth of an entry-level desktop computer
  • thirty-seven small plastic zombies
  • two hundred and ninety-nine millilitres of anti-dandruff shampoo
  • a lottery ticket, probably worthless
  • seventeen marshmallow peeps
  • one one-thousandth of a real human skeleton
What are you thinking of buying?
I might buy for
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