What Else Could I Buy instead of a mathematics lesson book?

If you were intending to buy a mathematics lesson book for US$20.00, you could instead buy:
  • one eighteenth of a low-end camcorder
  • two haircuts
  • one thousand, six hundred and fifty-two cups-worth of cheap own-brand instant coffee granules
  • twenty-one minutes of massage
  • one eight-hundredth of an elephant
  • one third of a cast-iron wok
  • five hand buzzers
  • eleven pints of horrible beer at some sort of happy-hour thing
  • five hundred grams of cheese
  • a kung-fu lesson
What are you thinking of buying?
I might buy for
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