What Else Could I Buy instead of Jacket?

If you were intending to buy a Jacket for US$60.00, you could instead buy:
  • ten hours in a mediocre English hotel
  • two hundred and twenty-four 420g tins of Tesco value baked beans
  • two days of rent for a 2-bedroom terraced house in central England
  • four kung-fu lessons
  • one hundred and fifty millilitres of human blood
  • four hours of movies on DVD
  • one sixth of a low-end camcorder
  • two kilograms of fair trade organic ground coffee
  • thirty-three pints of horrible beer at some sort of happy-hour thing
  • one eightieth of a real human skeleton
What are you thinking of buying?
I might buy for
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