What Else Could I Buy instead of an Albert Wesker Hot Toy Midnight Version?

If you were intending to buy a Albert Wesker Hot Toy Midnight Version for US$800.00, you could instead buy:
  • sixteen years of electricity running an average fridge under normal conditions
  • one seventh of a real human skeleton
  • five thousand, six hundred and eighteen 65g packets of Tesco value instant noodles
  • twenty-one kilograms of silly putty
  • two hundred and five hand buzzers
  • one twentieth of an elephant
  • fifty-three kung-fu lessons
  • fifteen thousand and thirty-one 5mm light-emitting diodes
  • four thousand, seven hundred and five marshmallow peeps
  • eighty haircuts
What are you thinking of buying?
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