Choose the answers below that best suit you. In some cases you'll be able to make multiple choices and in others you have to select just one. If you really can't find an answer that suits you, just leave the question unanswered.
  • 1. When a group I'm in has to make a decision:
    • I tell them what to do, and they do it.
    • I tell them what to do, and they ignore me.
    • They know what I want, and do it.
    • My indecisiveness prevents a decision getting made.
    • I don't care, they can sort it out for themselves.
    • I do my best to help.
  • 2. The sort of game I prefer is:
    • Psychological.
    • Intellectual.
    • Active.
    • Involving money.
    • Drinking.
    • Computer.
  • 3. Systems of government I approve of include:
    • Anarchy.
    • Democracy.
    • Communism.
    • Dictatorship.
    • Feudalism.
    • Meritocracy.
  • 4. The best weapons are:
    • Projectile.
    • Bladed.
    • Blunt.
    • Improvised.
    • Body parts.
    • Mental.
  • 5. The very finest of punctuation marks are:
    • The semicolon; it's nice.
    • The exclamation mark!
    • The dash - it's so very evocative.
    • The ampersand & its sheer superfluousness.
    • The question mark?
    • Comma, because separating subclauses is good.
  • 6. My computer is:
    • Faster than I am.
    • A toy.
    • Work, rest and play.
    • Secure.
    • Full of open-source software.
    • My life.
  • 7. The best undead are:
    • Zombies that go 'grargh'.
    • Zombies that say 'braaains'.
    • Zombies that explode.
    • Zombies whose limbs fall off.
    • Vampires that seduce people.
    • Disembodied spirits.
  • 8. When you rule the world, you will do so from:
    • A network of subterranean tunnels underlying London.
    • A luxury submarine with other smaller submarines inside it.
    • An indestructable bunker.
    • I'm not telling you - this is all a trick to make me reveal my plans, isn't it?
    • I don't intend to rule the world, I don't think anyone should have the right to do so.
    • I'm not going to rule the world; it's too much like hard work.
  • 9. When I want something I:
    • Take it.
    • Am given it.
    • Earn it.
    • Complain.
    • Buy it with savings.
    • Decide I don't want it after all.
  • 10. I adorn myself with:
    • As much gold as I can.
    • Just a couple of pendants and maybe a ring.
    • No adornments, I look great already.
    • No adornments, they wouldn't help anyway.
    • Bits of string and glue.
    • Tools.