What Else Could I Buy instead of tickets to the Edinburgh Festivals?

If you were intending to buy a tickets to the Edinburgh Festivals for GB£142.00, you could instead buy:
  • eleven kilograms of swiss chocolate
  • five cast-iron woks
  • one hundred and forty-two lottery tickets, probably worthless
  • one thirtieth of a high-end liquid-cooled computer with two top-class graphics cards, high-res large LCD display and a physics card
  • six kilograms of silly putty
  • six hundred and thirty-one millilitres of human blood
  • one hour with a London prostitute
  • two thousand, eight hundred and forty carrots
  • six hundred and eighty-three litres of unleaded gasoline (in America)
  • one half of an entry-level desktop computer
What are you thinking of buying?
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