What Else Could I Buy instead of -?

If you were intending to buy a - for US$10.00, you could instead buy:
  • one fifteenth of a second-hand 28" CRT television
  • one seven-hundredth of a Realdoll sex toy
  • one fifth of a cast-iron wok
  • three rubber chickens
  • one hundred and twenty-five small plastic zombies
  • one litre of anti-dandruff shampoo
  • one half of a large (12") pizza delivered
  • one thousand, four hundred and four sheets of A4 or letter-size printer paper
  • ten minutes of massage
  • two months of electricity running an average fridge under normal conditions
What are you thinking of buying?
I might buy for
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