What Else Could I Buy instead of iPod?

If you were intending to buy an iPod for US$300.00, you could instead buy:
  • eleven days of rent for a 2-bedroom terraced house in central England
  • one thousand, one hundred and twenty-three 420g tins of Tesco value baked beans
  • thirty haircuts
  • two second-hand 28" CRT televisions
  • seven kilograms of cheese
  • one half of a low-end camcorder
  • three felt bowler hats
  • fifty kilograms of honey
  • one hundred and sixty-eight pints of horrible beer at some sort of happy-hour thing
  • one sixtieth of an elephant
What are you thinking of buying?
I might buy for
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